Overheard At The Derby
“Look, Muffin, isn’t that Hillary Swank standing next to George Clooney? Honestly, they are so yesterday! I, like, hate her hair…”
“Yaaa… she’s so Heather Mills. Which reminds me, when those horsies, like, passed us last time, I could have sworn that one was Whoopi Goldberg before she lost her weight. Hey, Babs, can I have another, like, little sip of your drink?”
4 comments:
I think this is very clever actually. Doing it all with dialog tells so much about them without you having to say a word!
and like it or not... it painted a perfect picture of a portion of our society i am only too happy to say too fat and too frumpy to ever get in......
Yuck! You'll never see me in that group either. And Mr. Bubba, if you ever besmirch the likes of Whoopi Goldberg again, it shall at your peril, my good man. I shall surely harm you in some devious way.
Moi? Besmirch? It wasn't me, dear lady, I was merely channeling for our friend, Muffin. And I give you permission to call me Bubba, Mrs. Janoski, since we're buddies and all...it's okay, you don't need to thank me.
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