Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Litany of Punishment Too Bizarre To Escape Comment



I’ve given up my pursuit of learning the cello. Admittedly, what few attempts I may have made while an adolescent, while pluperfect, were less than vigorous. Frankly, the cello is an instrument whose tones I consider abhorrent if not totally repugnant, and any claims I may have made to attractive females regarding my interest therein were bald-faced lies designed to entice said attractive females to have sex with me. The fact that all such attempts were unsuccessful is beside the point.

No, the cello is no longer on my list of unaccomplished stratagems, but I’m still convinced that the ladies are suckers for musicians. With that in mind, I’ve decided to enroll in Banjo College. Wish me luck… with one finger missing on my left hand, I’m sure I’ll need it.

2 comments:

Silver Fox said...

Ah! May I direct you to this, and perhaps you will reconsider the cello?:

http://www.bluegrassbanjo.org/banjokes.html

Bubba said...

Thanks (I think). My favorite was: What is the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo into a toilet without hitting the seat.