I've come to understand that as a man, I'm capable of only two emotions, horny and hungry. So, if you see me without an erection, please be so kind as to fix me a sandwich.
I'm about as exotic as a resident of Moberly, Mo. is permitted to be. As a writer (arguably) I'm a legend in my own mind. Run away... flee while there's still time!
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