Friday, February 09, 2007

Probably Not a Mensa Member


In this hi-tech world of creative innovation, mankind has devised or invented solutions for virtually every problem. We can now purchase environmentally friendly solar-powered automobiles, miracle fabrics capable of keeping us moisture-free and comfortable under any climactic condition and fabulous robotic tools to help us manufacture everything from pharmaceuticals to computers.

Plus, since we realize that we are not perfect, for our mental well being we have devised support groups and self-help groups for most every affliction mankind has ever suffered. Be you alcoholic, drug-addicted, suicidal, overweight, underweight, anorexic, bulimic or suffer from low self-esteem, spousal battery or gender identification problems, a few mouse clicks will provide someone to help you.

However… I would offer the following warning: For those of you who think a rolled-up bag of Cheetos strapped to your steering wheel will suffice as an automobile airbag, sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL. I wonder if the person taking the picture was wearing an "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.

Bubba said...

Yea, probably, but the mere fact that he was with this guy makes me wonder whether he would have been wearing it backwards or inside out.

Anonymous said...

Like I've said for years and years, "No amount of technology can overcome stupidity."

Bubba said...

Billy! Nice to see ya! I appreciate you stopping by.