Top 1 Reason Why a Grizzly Bear Killed His Trainer:
1) Because he's a GRIZZLY BEAR, nitwit!!
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you know? that's exactly what I thought when I read the report. Vat do you expect? (wrote a story once where someone gave a bear a puppy as a "pet". Right. Ooooh Let's play - swat! - oh toy broken hm toy tasty.)
xDDDD
Suppose they call them 'wild animals' for a reason???
Thank you for explaining
that I was wondering
what the hell
happened
and who could have
ever
thought this could ever
happened.
klk
Hi, everyone-- Yea, this story really got me revved up. When I get to be king, it will be illegal to keep a non-domestic animal in your possession (relax, ladies, I'm exempting husbands and boyfriends). I saw a story on National Geographic channel about a guy who went up and lived with barren ground grizzlies in Alaska every year-- slept with them, ate with them... and refused to take a gun. Well... sounds idyllic, but after they hadn't heard from him for the pre-arranged amount of time, they went to find him. They did... or what was left of him (which wasn't much). What part of 'apex carnivore' don't these people understand? They're supposedly 'experts' on the animals... just plain stupid.
shouldn't be funny , but duh
lol
read this, if you haven't already. I have a feeling you'll appreciate it.
http://timsandlin.wordpress.com/2007/06/24/bear-spray-and-mosquito-spray-are-not-the-same-thing/
Amuirin-- That's funny as hell! I love the guy's voice... everything is just under the surface until he springs it on you. As far as I'm concerned, he did invent the concept of gazillions! Thanks!
Isn't it amazing that with so many smart people in the world so few seem to be able to figure it out?
Confuseus think Bob guru too.
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